- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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