Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

quantum physics?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

National security?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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