School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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woman's rights

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Anti Joke

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