- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)