- Anti Joke

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.