- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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