- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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