- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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