- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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