- Anti Joke

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

The cream, it is coming

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.