- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

hey hey apple

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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