- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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