- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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