Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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ewrg

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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VITAMIN C!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Anti Joke

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