What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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