kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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