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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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