A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What fires shots? A gun

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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No antijoke here.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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guess what? bannanas

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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