- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Waffles ate my grandma

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

what is 3+3= 8

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