- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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