- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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