- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is funnier than 24 69

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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