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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

knock knock... ...no answer

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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