- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

An Asian person drove home safely.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Your mums a potato

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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