What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Smelly Indians.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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