- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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