- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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