- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joesph Triphook.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Stephen Hawking

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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