- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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