What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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