Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Okay, after this one then...

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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