- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

800 people died last year. end of story

Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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