- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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