hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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