- Anti Joke

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Women's rights

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

13 =B you just learned something

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (: