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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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