What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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