- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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