- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.