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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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