- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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