Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Who wants $300? Me too.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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