I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

SHUT UP JP

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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