Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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