- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Fat? Jesse Z

Good afternoon.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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