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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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