When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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