- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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