If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Cripples are lame.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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