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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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