- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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