Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

your so fat. your fat!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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