What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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