- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

white or wheat? wheat please.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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