- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Do the roar!

A woman walks into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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