- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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