- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

You know what's funny? Rape

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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