- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

a man makes a bad joke

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

You know what's funny? Rape

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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