- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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