How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Ready for something funny? nothing

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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