Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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