- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

poopy is poopy

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Your mother is so fat.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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