- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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