Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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