- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

France had one revolution

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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