If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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woman's rights

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Turkeys are obese

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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LOL

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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