There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Skinny people fart less.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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roy g biv

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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