Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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