What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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